||[Jan. 22nd, 2010|08:27 pm]
best bits cause i got traumatised. and i'm still lolling.
-it's not about big boobs, it's about proportion.
-So you like boys? (avi showed him my male char)
-you have a sweet voice, i bet all your friends tell you that all the time.
-so you're more the jeans and t-shirts kind? i wear a suit all day for work but on free day i got jeans and t-shirts.
-you can't dance? well avi can teach you, he has great hip movements (...what?)
(this is where things start to get freaky)
-i say i'm twenty, young and innocent. he says i bet you're not as innocent as you seem.
-he starts to plan a trip to finland.
-he starts to plan my trip to holland.
-i say that if we ever meet we can play together. he goes silent and starts snickering like a pervert. i yell play WoW, PLAY WoW!
-he asks if i'm blond, i say i'm a redhead, he asks if i want to know what dutch people say about redheads i say no.
-i thought he left the room so i say to avi that your uncle makes me feel extremely uncomfortable. appareantly he didn't leave. he said don't be afraid of me i won't bite. i like licking more.
-he also said the he bets my face is more red than my hair atm. no shit.
then there was the most random thing
-he asked if i got sisters, i say only brothers.
"great something for my gay friends."
"uhm i'm afraid my brothers are straight."
"that's what all the gay man say."
Then he started planning to get WoW himself. and join our guild.
i said to avi afterwards please stop him. he snickered menacingly.
really one avi is enough for me, i can't handle two!